It could only happen in QLD

If you can't find yourself a date, why not get an inflatable one? Of course, just like the real thing, it's going to cost you but not if you break into a sex shop steal Jungle Jane and whip her out the back for a quick rogering. You'll be a little out of breath after you inflate her. The Cairns Post reports the culprit likes to squeeze through tight holes. I'll bet he does.